About Clocked Off Club

Welcome to the Clocked Off Club

Clocked Off Club started because nobody was making tees for people who actually live here.

Not tourists. Actual Australians - the ones who clock off at 5, head straight to the pub, back the pokies, argue about footy, and get references that go completely over everyone else's head.

We're a Brisbane-based Australian t-shirt brand making funny tees for people who get it. Every design references something real - a cultural moment, a pub ritual, a deeply specific piece of Australian life that doesn't need explaining. If you get it, it's for you.

Our tees are printed locally in Brisbane on AS Colour Staple blanks - the same quality blank worn by every serious Australian apparel brand. No cheap imports, no mystery cotton, no boxy Gildan nonsense. Just a proper tee that holds its shape, feels good, and starts conversations at the bar.

We're not a big operation. We're not trying to be. We make funny Australian tees, print them locally, ship them to your door, and go back to the pub.

Est. 5:00pm. Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.

Finally, Someone Made Them

There's a million tourist shops selling "No Worries" and "G'day Mate" on the same boxy shirt that's been in production since 1987. That's not us.

Clocked Off Club is for the pub regular, the tradie knocking off Friday arvo, the office worker who's been counting down since Tuesday, the pokies enthusiast who is absolutely about to hit the jackpot. We make tees that feel like an inside joke - because they are.

Every design is a reference. Every reference is earned.

Printed in Brisbane. Shipped Nationally.

We print every Clocked Off Club tee at our Brisbane production partner using direct-to-garment printing on AS Colour Staple blanks. Orders ship nationally across Australia via Australia Post, typically within 3-5 business days.

Proudly Brisbane made, Australian owned, and absolutely clocked off.

The Tees

Our range covers the full spectrum of Australian pub culture and unhinged national humour - from pokies culture to cult viral moments, from tradie knock-off rituals to the kind of references that make strangers at the bar point at your chest and lose their mind.

New drops regularly. Follow @clockedoffclub on Instagram so you don't miss them.