FAQs

Frequently Asked Questions

Because apparently some things need explaining.

The Basics

What is Clocked Off Club?

Clocked Off Club is an Australian apparel brand built around the greatest moment of any working day — 5:00pm. We make gear for people who work hard and take their after-work drink very seriously. Est. 5:00pm. Obviously.

Where are you based?

Brisbane, Queensland. Home of good weather, cold beers, and people who absolutely do not stay back late.

Are you a real club? Do I get a membership card?

The club is real. The membership card is the tee. Wear it and you're in. There are no meetings, no fees, and no early starts.

 

Orders & Printing

Why does my order take a while to arrive?

Great question. Because we're not Amazon. Each tee is hand printed to order, which means an actual human being is pressing your design onto a shirt before it gets anywhere near a satchel. We think that's worth waiting for. Please allow 5–10 business days for production before your order even ships.

When will my order ship?

Once your tee has been printed and has passed our rigorous quality check (we looked at it and nodded), it'll be packed and sent your way. You'll receive tracking once it's on the move.

Do you ship Australia-wide?

Yes. From Brisbane to Broome, we've got you covered.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet. We're working on it. In the meantime, if you've got a mate in Australia, now's a great time to find out how good of a mate they really are.

How much does shipping cost?

Flat rate $8.95. Free shipping on orders over $100.

 

The Tees Themselves

What are the tees printed on?

We print on premium AS Colour Staple tees, printed locally in Brisbane. They're the kind you actually want to wear, not the kind you relegate to painting the fence.

How should I wash my tee?

Cold wash, inside out, don't chuck it in a hot dryer. Treat it like you'd treat a good pint - with a bit of respect.

Will the print crack or fade?

Not if you follow the wash instructions above. If you boil wash it on 90 degrees, that's on you mate.

 

Sizing & Returns

What sizing do you run?

Our tees run as a standard unisex fit. If you're between sizes and you like a relaxed fit, size up. If you're between sizes and you like things neat, size down. The size guide on each product page will sort you out.

Can I return or exchange my tee?

Because each tee is printed to order, we don't accept change-of-mind returns. However if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or somehow wrong, get in touch and we'll sort it out no questions asked.

 

The Important Stuff

What time does the Clocked Off Club open?

5:00pm. Every day. Including weekdays. Especially weekdays.

I clocked off at 4:58pm. Am I eligible?

Close enough. Welcome aboard.

My boss is making me stay back. What do I do?

Put in your order now. It'll give you something to look forward to.

Can I wear a Clocked Off Club tee to work?

Technically yes. Strategically, maybe check your workplace dress code. Either way we accept no responsibility for what happens.

Is this tax deductible?

We are not accountants. But we'd argue that anything that improves morale is an essential business expense. Good luck with that one.

Still got questions? Hit us up at clockedoffclub@gmail.com or slide into our DMs. We're usually available...after 5:00pm.